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		<title>come on, really?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:33:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If we only have to work half days until the boat with all of our stuff gets in, does it really have to be the early part of the day? I guess I shouldn&#8217;t be complaining, I mean it is a half day after all, but you make it so much more uncomfortable to stay [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=229&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>you can get the body you&#8217;ve always dreamed of with a bowflex home gym</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 06:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Warning: drunk (thoughts may be random and way off target/stupid). (if thoughts at all) On second thought&#8230;. WARNING: Do Not Read This! (ah, more sense) Wow, this is the first time I have blogged drunk, welcome to America and thank the lord for spell check.  I just watched a bowflex commercial, didn&#8217;t miss those. Guess [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=224&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>wow, could the weather be any more shitty?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 13:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, I made it. I am back in the good old US of A. It feels great to be back, the freedom to do what I want when I want never felt better. The first thing I did hen I got back was took a shit. That&#8217;s right, I got my bags, came home, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=221&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>there&#8217;s a clamor in your whispering tonight&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 23:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The waiting game. I hate the waiting game with a passion, now more than ever. Sitting in a dark tent full of guys, waiting for a flight. What a way to spend a day, or two. There&#8217;s not a lot to do in here. There&#8217;s not a lot to do anywhere here. Everyone is asleep [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=213&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>stress defined</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:38:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stress (noun) &#8211; a state of mental or emotional strain or suspense. A prime example of this definition is being told that no one can tell you how many more days you have left in Iraq. Also, an impression of incompetence from the Air Force, who&#8217;s sole mission is to fly planes in and out [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=208&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>sprawled out and disconnected</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A day off may not have been the best idea, at least not with so few days left. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I cherish my free time and take it whenever I can get it! However, today is just dragging along so damn slowly. I just want today to be over. The excitement, the anticipation, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=202&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>obvious day at camp stupid</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, my last day off in the country of Iraq, is also the worst day off in the country of Iraq. Fuck! It started with me spending $70 to send two boxes home, which really, I&#8217;m not even sure the shit inside of them was worth $70. Whatever. Follow that up with the longest, most [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=193&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>amazon: an ever flowing river of deficit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a confession, I&#8217;m an addict. It&#8217;s not drugs, I&#8217;m not a loser! It&#8217;s not alcohol, that&#8217;s more like a love for fine adult beverages (as my mother would say). It&#8217;s not gambling, although who doesn&#8217;t love that feeling when you get a seat at the final table in that poker tournament, I sure [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=154&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the a/c unit</title>
		<link>http://coogansworld.wordpress.com/2009/01/14/acunit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:43:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my short tale of a magical wall hanging air conditioner; Walking to use the phone at the MWR yesterday, I pulled out my ID card to show to the guard. After his greeting, and my pleasant reply, I walked off toward the building. There is a guard shack in between where I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=144&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>the little things</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, its the final week, and I couldn&#8217;t be more excited. OK, I bet I could be more excited if I was actually getting on the plane right now instead of typing this blog, but whatever, technicalities. However, it almost feels like the increased excitement of this last week is going to make every little [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coogansworld.wordpress.com&amp;blog=6032033&amp;post=140&amp;subd=coogansworld&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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